Posts Tagged ‘insult’

No One Has a Monopoly on Gorgeous

February 20, 2008

Suppose you have a quirky, euro-business-centric post-Valentine’s day, complement for your significant other along the lines:

NO ONE HAS A MONOPOLY ON GORGEOUS, BUT THE EUROPEAN UNION HAS ANNOUNCED THEY ARE FILING AN ANTITRUST CASE AGAINST YOU.

With a change of just a single word, you can also make it an acerbic, euro-business-savy insult:

NO ONE HAS A MONOPOLY ON STUPID, BUT THE EUROPEAN UNION HAS ANNOUNCED THEY ARE FILING AN ANTITRUST CASE AGAINST YOU.


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