No Sponsored Links for q=Donut?

January 17, 2008

How is it that the query for ‘donut’ doesn’t appear to have any sponsored links on Google? I mean look at that nice example above, wouldn’t you want to sponsor it? It’s slightly chipped maple frosting beckoning like circling sirens, it’s firm interior promising a brief respite from the incessant media coverage of the presidential primaries (which appear to have three sponsored links) and it’s trail of sweet crumbs a temptation to pinch up every last morsel. Donuts deserve more online visibility. Oh well at least Giuliani gets the importance of the donut constituency.


4 Responses to “No Sponsored Links for q=Donut?”

  1. Kevin Says:

    Surprisingly, lentil has a few! Does this mean that the internut is patrolled by healthy eaters or donut haters?

  2. boldlentil Says:

    Ah like most contemporary issues the donut embodies a bi-modal distribution. The internet is full of ‘donut haters’ and ‘donut lovers’ but the ‘donut apathetic’ may in fact be under-represented. This requires additional analysis.

  3. Tony Says:

    Love the donut
    Eat the donut
    Be the donut

    • boldlentil Says:

      I ‘go away’ for a ‘little while’ and I tell ya your comment is the best one in the queue. Indeed your three line imperative is deeper than an entire symposium on the counternarrative of edible delights. thx


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